Saw this on here, thought I'd pop in and shit all over it. Guess I'm late. Womp womp. »
As a purchaser who services disabled veterans, I straight up cannot buy these machines if that's actually going down. »
Ya know, i'm probably wasting my time here offering you this bit of logic... Believe it or not, the vaccination is less about your selfish self and more about the rest of the community who CAN'T be vaccinated and, again thanks to your selfish self, are at risk of exposure to illnesses your selfish self should be… »
Makes his money writing pulp trash for a content aggregator based out of SF. Calls people hipster. Something delightful about that. »
As a professional aging hipster propagandist, I salute this article and motion to start a new Gawker site - Gawkster - for similar. I am, of course, more than happy to lend my expertise across the various media. My resume is written all over the internet. »
All of these are safe for work. When any of them DO have questionable material, they're all kinds of upfront about it. »
Please tell me this is one big metatroll because you took them all with a selfiestick. Please. I need dis. »
For every 300 times I see a completely purposeful error across Giz' deeply mired repertoire of same, I bite my metaphorical tongue. This is 301.
Jesus, this word 8-bit... it has meaning already. Please. You write for a damned tech blog. Please don't culture-fuck an already established word. You're not 12 years old. »
"An epic nightmare, much better suited to a cinematic thriller than to real life, is unfolding in slow motion for Sony's current and former employees"
Jesus, Hollywood, even your damn lawsuits read like cheesedick michael bay promos. »