To be fair, if Novak had decided to be critical and actually think through his argument rather than word-fapping (new term, masturbatory writing, BAM); this article would've been significantly shorter and therefore less useful to Gawker's endgame.

You deflated–in 29 words–what he took over 1200 to "articulate". … » 7/30/14 8:34pm Wednesday 8:34pm

You've all collectively reframed the act of stealing someone's property as some modern robinhoodesque imperative. Never mind looking into solutions that actually benefit artists. Instead, let's just go out and jack their shit and tell each other it's for the common good. » 7/20/14 1:51pm 7/20/14 1:51pm

Listen, anyone who's ever been to OK knows it's a bigot-infested shithole. The Army deftly placed the home of the field artillery in Fort Sill because they knew the rest of the country couldn't give two shits if the whole state were blown off the map one 155mm HE round at a time.

How about we deter our outrage on this… » 7/08/14 4:49pm 7/08/14 4:49pm